At 35 Degress Celsius.. and 88% humidity.. I find myself at a loss of words.. most of my energy goes in gasping in the heat..

In addition to that, getting updated in a “Browsing Centre” as they are called in chennai.. My blog feels like a cheap whore.. So i will keep it short..

Till such time that I find a better place and climate to do it from.. I shall not update..

Within a week that will happen..

Thank You

Last night I was watching Vantage point.. (With no regards to the fact that I had an exam in 14 hrs.. for which I hadn’t started studying)

Seemed like a good movie.. Interesting plot.. good Production values Etc Etc..

Forest Whitaker ( The african american actor with the lazy eye, hangs around throughout the movie like a stupid retarded kid with a sony HDV camera [ Surely Sony must have paid Shitloads] I mean.. there he is.. breathing hard like he’s having an orgasm.. by just looking at the buildings through his camera ).

Dennis Quaid ( Looks like an old man [ Which he is], who also incidentally is breathing hard throughout the movie and acts as if the president is his son, and he MUST protect him at all costs) gives all acting capabilities real doubts..

And the movie is of course this cool concept of seven view points to the same set of events..

And the whole bit about america and president using a double (As If) and then the real president getting abducted.

And of course the new Hollywood Fad of Using a HOT-Female-Terrorist with an anccent (Whats with that anyway)

Now finally getting to the title ( I am sorry.. I know)

I am sitting and giving an exam and actually not writing and thinking of a review of Vantage Point.

I think of this scene where Dennis Quaid flashes his Secret Service Badge & gun at this Spaniard who obviously I am sure does not give a fuck about him or his services.. no matter how secretive they might be..

I mean.. IF YOU ARE THE SECRET SERVICE.. why even have a badge that proves that you are with em’.. just say it’s a secret right..

Funny thing people do..

My question is.. Is the service a secret or the services which they might provide..

Either ways.. just keep it a secret..

When you are an unknown guy walking in a suit, right next to the president with an earpiece.. Its a DEAD Giveaway that you work for the NOT SO SECRET SERVICE.

Stewie for Governor!! Ssshh.. It’s a secret…

Britney is Bald.. So is Sehwag.. They both have had one off big hits..

Sachin is a mighty lucky bastard.. Now the whole of India would say “We lost because Sachin was not in the team”.. (Zaroor ghoos deke Injury bolta hoga.. phir match fix karke ferrari leta hoga)

( Also I recently heard that Aishwarya Rai lives (Used to Live) in the same building as Sachin.. and that Ash’s driver told someone that Sachin’s wife is having an affair with his Driver.. WTF.. Kya kya bolte hain log..)

So, yes.. unfortunately getting back to cricket.

I had stopped following Cricket.. stopped as though I was given a restraining order from it.

And I had done because of this very shameless spineless behavior our Babies in Blue Show..

Bloody morons.. I tell you.. Just fucking play the game.. Stop doing trapeze shows..

Play like it means something to you..

Stewie for Governor!!

Ladies & Gentlemen..

Ladies in particular..

Some women are just an enigma. An endearing thought that lingers in your mind all day &  all night. You just sit lost in the thought of them. There is nothing especially lustful or sexual. The thought is a mere thought, but its strong enough to eclipse others.

With every passing day, the mere sight of her makes you think.. think more.. think less..

The women in our lives are so important..

Stewie for Governor!! Sigh….

It was the day after farewell.. I had almost forgotten about the Pune Indiblogger Meet

It was to start at 4 Pm in Symbiosis Bhawan here. I left the house for precisely two reasons

1. Vineet Rajan (Who Was organising it!!)

2. Free Pizza (As was promised by Vineet)

The show started quite alrilte, with people walking in and introducing. I am fairly new to blogging and wasn’t really sure of what to expect.

The first thing was something of an introduction by the organisers and then all the bloggers present.

It was during this session that I realised.. A lot of prople make serious money with blogging.

I mean i had heard of AdSense.. But these guys were spewing out names of Adsites like an overflowing gutter in monsoon..

Kontera, Snap, This That..

And then this very normal.. stepping-into-middle-age-kinda-geek guy gets up on stage and shows us that he made upwards of  $50000 in a month.. he had been that kind of money with 200+ sites.. And I was like WO - HO..

Ever since then I had been crawling around trying to figure out the easy way to a car (Hheheheh)

But, I wonder if blogging going to burst at seams and become like Newspaper Classifieds..

Stewie for Governor!! and for ClickThroughs

Yes.. Yes..

I have measles. My eyes are bloodshot. My Gums Bleed. My Body Aches. I have constant fever. Feel sapped and weak.

But, I have surprisingly been in OK mood.. A lil cranky at times.. but pretty alrite.

Hope it goes away quickly.. Plus I have been tanking up on juice.. which is always fun..
Stewie for Governor!! and Vaccines That Work

Dear Readers,

Please visit this more (Comprehensive) review on the much talked about Abbas-Mustan Twister..

http://www.contentmantra.com/mantrablogs/?p=82

Source: MantraBlogs @ Contentmantra

Stewie for Governor!

There are movies with the right amount of twists & Turns.. and then there are movies which have one FATEFUL twist in the plot…

AND THEN..

There are movies like ‘RACE’ which are like the mazes at amusement park.

The movie seemed like a Great but Unsuccessful attempt at a big banner murder mystery thriller.. The first 30 mins are ok.. even good.. good production qualities and some great shots.

But after 30 mins, it’s all downhill.. and by the end it started reminding me of Saas-Bahu ‘K’ Serials where people keep coming back from the dead.. and eveyone seems to be having a relationship with everyone else..

Another question which comes to my mind is.. What the hell was that Reddy chick doin in the movie.. I mean Anil Kapoor himself seemed like excess baggage and add to that the reddy chick (I am sorry I don’t know her first name.. too much confusion.. too many sisters)

Which police department would employ such worthless buffoons.. What the hell.. Why did south africa agree to such buffoonery at their expense..

All in all this movie was an utter waste of money and time.. The last time I felt this cheated was when I went for ‘No Smoking’.. but at least that movie had some artistry.

This movie seemed like an ad for Provogue and BMW. (Both of which are very good)

and to top it all.. all this happened for 200 million (what currency is not clear).. I mean a website is worth more.. even a blog ( Hint Hint)..

Stewie for Governor.. and rebirth of Censorship for quality