Archive for July, 2007

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living on scraps

July 31, 2007

Modern day ego is boosted by the oddest of things. A scrap is worth is weight in gold. I am of course not talking about a piece of cloth. I am talking about the virtual string of words that appear on the pages of a famous online networking site. Just the other day a friend was shellshocked (I Know its an exaggeration) to find that there were no new scraps in the book. peer pressure I tell you. The scrap of today has become the free drinks of yesteryears..

The more you get, more popular you are.. the more you have, lesser is their importance..

Aaj kal ke bacchon ko kya ho gaya hai!!!

Humara Vote..Stewie ke Saath!!!

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COUNTER Arguement

July 30, 2007

We all stand up & say.. ‘I will never do that’ or “I don’t see the big deal with that’ UNTIL you try it…. Once you try it.. Phir do baatein ho sakti hai.. Either you love it.. or you hate it. I tried something yesterday and I love it.

Gaming for fun & Nothing else!!

Stewie for Governor!!

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A Case for More Beer

July 29, 2007

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Stewie for Governor!!

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Problems at home? Huh?…

July 28, 2007

Once upon a time there lived an old man. He had buck teeth and a big ass. (And if that was not a giveaway). He used to call people’s names (Pun Intended). So, now that the identity of the person is out in the open.. let us have a look at some of the recent developments. Well, we all know all thats been happening and I am positive that none of us subscribe to any of it. (It surely isn’t playboy…get it?)

So, Yeah!! Maybe we should just seize an opportune moment and usurp his dominion and oust him from the throne.

Three easy ideas to oust him from the throne

1: Change the sign outside the building. (He is so stupid, he will keep looking for his office)

2: Call him in the morning and say he suspended himself in the flurry of suspensions…

3: Sell him a prospectus and make him one of the juniors next year…

So, Hoping for your support fellows…

Stewie for DIRECTOR!!!

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Revel in others’ agony

July 27, 2007

Someone’s been called to the boss’ cabin. The whole office is Up & Buzzing. Someone’s in deep shit. Man the water cooler is gonna run out of water very soon. How pathetic is this? Someone’s in trouble… I can finally strike up a conversation with that hot chick i have been eyeing.. (I Hope that guy is in really deep shit)

Loving office politics

Stewie for Governor!! (How apt)

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You talk and it happens.. talk good things

July 25, 2007

The other day i was discussing about an educational institution and an Industrial Goods Major.. Next day they are all over the papers.. We talk about the weather (Crib being the Keyword) and it rains.. So I am gonna be talking a lot about landing a dream job.

Loving today.

Stewie for Governor!!

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Void

July 24, 2007

A day comes too often when you sit and stare into empty spaces.. looking for emotional furniture to fill the empty room with. Today seemed to be one of those days. The day just went about. No realisations.. except the realization of the lack of one.

Not loving today!!

Stewie for Governor!!